i am daniel gempesaw

i like ultimate, bikes, snowboarding, music, math, weight lifting, anime, and karen

#karen

The One You Say Goodnight To - Kina Grannis 

I didn’t know there was a music video for this! I was happily surprised when I saw it at the gym today, and it inspired me to finish my last set of squats :)


X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011)

So, apparently places exist that serve you dinner while you watch a movie in a theater. It was fun with Karen :)

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (2011)

So, apparently places exist that serve you dinner while you watch a movie in a theater. It was fun with Karen :)

This guy got was ticketed for riding his bike _not_ in the bike lane, even though it’s legal. Despite the fact that it’s often safer not to be in the bike lane, the cop says he should always be in the bike lane so he goes and tests out the theory. I prefer physically separated bike lanes; it’s no fun getting buzzed.

Also, I’m surprised the cop didn’t get mad that he was being recorded, what with the recent abuse of the wiretapping laws by police to prevent their actions from being taped by civilians.

fuckyeahgreghouse:

Wilson (as God): House this is God.House: Look, I’m a little  busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time  Thursday?Wilson (as God): Let me check; aw, I got a plague. What  about Friday?House: (Smiling.) You’ll have to check with  Cameron.Wilson (as God): Oh, damn it. She always wants to know  why bad things happen. Like I’m gonna come up with a new answer this  time.
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(via fuckyeahhousewilson)

fuckyeahgreghouse:

Wilson (as God): House this is God.
House: Look, I’m a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson (as God): Let me check; aw, I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: (Smiling.) You’ll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson (as God): Oh, damn it. She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I’m gonna come up with a new answer this time.

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(via fuckyeahhousewilson)

Hideous

  • Karen: You like him better than me, you like her better than me
  • Karen: You like everyone better than me
  • Me: No, I don't
  • Karen: Don't look at me, you're hideous.
just started watching the O.C. at karen’s behest the other night. two episodes in, i remember this scene! 

just started watching the O.C. at karen’s behest the other night. two episodes in, i remember this scene!